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[BrowneIssue]

any elements other than wind?

There have been no feelings of chunkiness, nor is there a moistness.

However, any errant damp will not become apparent until the hot zephyr ceases.

[BrowneIssue]

i like an egg plopped on my pizza

As do I. But that doesn't come with a hazchem category sticker.

[DS23]

There have been no feelings of chunkiness, nor is there a moistness.

However, any errant damp will not become apparent until the hot zephyr ceases.

fantastic. you lucky bastard! i love curry. hot in and hot out. you're gonna burn on the morrow.

[BrowneIssue]

How on earth can it be physically possible to erupt sulphurous ejections at a greater temperature than one's core?

By all that's unholy there must be a daemon up there, venting its wrath.

[DS23]

i'm partial to guinness too.

[BrowneIssue]

fantastic. you lucky bastard! i love curry. hot in and hot out. you're gonna burn on the morrow.

Oh, sweet Lord. The morrow.

I've been drinking homebrew.

That means live yeast.

Omigod what have I done to myself?

[DS23]

and cheap scotch.

[BrowneIssue]

Educational interlude:

for those who do not know, consuming real ale that contains live yeast has interesting effects upon the bowels. The yeast survives consumption and acts upon the contents of ones intestines. Drinking real ale and then having muesli for supper causes immense pain from wind at about 4:30. In the right circumstances one can fart continuously for over a minute.

We now return you to your normal programme.

[DS23]

Oh, sweet Lord. The morrow.

I've been drinking homebrew.

That means live yeast.

Omigod what have I done to myself?

got a fire extinguisher in the toilet?

[DS23]

only ever had one curry too hot to eat. by god it was a warm one. i had to visit the gents to howl. not hurl - howl. it was so hot i needed to scream rather too loud for normal table etiquette.