And so endeth today's - leans to one side and rips another one off - lesson. Now go in peace - Jesus, that's ungodly - and spread forth your happiness - Christ, here we go again - in the world.
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Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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you sniffed it again just to be sure?Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostOr rather, the smell is so evil I wish I could die.
The asphyxiation from my own bum hole has rendered me incapable of movement.Comment
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And now it is tomorrow! That was quick.
It seems barely a minute since it was yesterday.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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'Sniffed' isn't the word.Originally posted by DS23 View Postyou sniffed it again just to be sure?
There is insufficient oxygen available for me to find the strength to propel myself away from my own eruptions.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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I can do the trumpeting for both of us.Originally posted by DS23 View Postshall we play the last post?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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the last post 15 may:
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Originally posted by wendigo100 View PostZeity, do Daisy Systems still exist?
If not, do you know what happened to them?
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2009 - 170606Originally posted by cailin maith View PostThanks luvvie - it can wait - NF said he'd help me at the weekend....
Originally posted by DS23 View Postshall we play the last post?Comment
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Just don't light any candles for me or we're both done for.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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any elements other than wind?Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post'Sniffed' isn't the word.
There is insufficient oxygen available for me to find the strength to propel myself away from my own eruptions.Comment
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Maybe I meant Smelly nipsypot.Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostI don't mean "Smiley checkpoint" in the sense that they cannot pass without a passport.
Maybe I meant "Smiley snapshot".Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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