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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    VF can sort that out! He would eat then all. If you have a tanker of mint sauce to go with them.


    We have lamb chops for lunch today actually...
    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
      Why not talk about something nice, like bowel movements?
      Have things "settled down" in that dept now?
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        Originally posted by Diver View Post
        I'm off to play with my new satnav, it should be charged by now


        Later
        ... possibly never to be seen again.



        At least when it sends Diver plunging into a river or off a dock, he'll know how to save himself.
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
          I do wonder if they should have their own personal thread.

          Ideally, one with plastic sheets down.
          Good idea, as long as we still get "morning doggy" in TPD...
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            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            muller light orange sprinkled with dark chocolate!
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            muller light pineapple and peach!
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            muller light manderin.
            Just how many yoghurts are you having?
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              Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
              Go on then. I get the impression there is a story behind the healing properties of your man-porridge.
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                Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                Have things "settled down" in that dept now?
                Since you ask ...

                More regular, more solid, but very little warning and till toxic enough to make my eyes smart.

                What a curry!
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                  Reminiscent of the Jo Brand recipe for cake: "... and garnished with two pork pies".
                  Sounds like a Nigella "full-fat" Lawson recipe that.
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                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    Just seen an advert for http://www.thebiglunch.com/

                    I will take a look......
                    I don't know what that website is, but I like the sound of it.
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                      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                      A poor quality pork pie can cause lifelong trauma.
                      I consider myself fortunate to have never encountered one. But then again my standards are quite low.

                      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                      There's probably vegetarians out there that were made that way by a cheap pork pie.
                      A friend of mine always talked about opening a restaurant and marking all the meat dishes on the menu as "recommended for vegetarians".
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