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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostWhy not talk about something nice, like bowel movements?Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostI'm off to play with my new satnav, it should be charged by now
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At least when it sends Diver plunging into a river or off a dock, he'll know how to save himself.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostI do wonder if they should have their own personal thread.
Ideally, one with plastic sheets down.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostGo on then. I get the impression there is a story behind the healing properties of your man-porridge.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostHave things "settled down" in that dept now?
More regular, more solid, but very little warning and till toxic enough to make my eyes smart.
What a curry!Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostReminiscent of the Jo Brand recipe for cake: "... and garnished with two pork pies".Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWhere are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostA poor quality pork pie can cause lifelong trauma.
Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostThere's probably vegetarians out there that were made that way by a cheap pork pie.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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