- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
test please delete
Collapse
This is a sticky topic.
X
X
Collapse
-
-
Have things "settled down" in that dept now?Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostWhy not talk about something nice, like bowel movements?Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
-
... possibly never to be seen again.Originally posted by Diver View PostI'm off to play with my new satnav, it should be charged by now
Later
At least when it sends Diver plunging into a river or off a dock, he'll know how to save himself.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
-
Good idea, as long as we still get "morning doggy" in TPD...Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostI do wonder if they should have their own personal thread.
Ideally, one with plastic sheets down.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
-
Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
-
Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostGo on then. I get the impression there is a story behind the healing properties of your man-porridge.
Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
-
Since you ask ...Originally posted by voodooflux View PostHave things "settled down" in that dept now?
More regular, more solid, but very little warning and till toxic enough to make my eyes smart.
What a curry!Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
-
Sounds like a Nigella "full-fat" Lawson recipe that.Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostReminiscent of the Jo Brand recipe for cake: "... and garnished with two pork pies".Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
-
I don't know what that website is, but I like the sound of it.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWhere are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
-
I consider myself fortunate to have never encountered one. But then again my standards are quite low.Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostA poor quality pork pie can cause lifelong trauma.
A friend of mine always talked about opening a restaurant and marking all the meat dishes on the menu as "recommended for vegetarians".Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostThere's probably vegetarians out there that were made that way by a cheap pork pie.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- ‘Welcome’ increase in HMRC mileage rates for contractors using their own cars for work Today 05:18
- King’s Speech 2026 including a welcome Late Payments Bill still leaves contractors short Yesterday 04:42
- Getting a mortgage when you're a contractor. The system wasn't built for you. Is that finally changing? May 22 06:11
- How deepfake AI contractors threaten umbrella company supply chains under JSL May 20 06:31
- Mileage rates review: Will the first AMAP rethink in 15 years benefit contractors? May 19 05:57
- What is a Forward Deployed Engineer (FDE), and are FDE jobs for IT contractors ripe? May 18 04:43
- IT contractor demand lunged towards growth in April 2026 May 13 04:48
- What does PGMOL’s win over HMRC mean for contractors? May 12 07:25
- Contractors eyeing mortgages ‘unrealistic about BoE’s 3.75% hold decision’ May 11 07:50
- The fake job problem is getting worse. Are contractors a particularly easy target? May 8 07:49


Comment