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Trying to do more than one thing at once... isn't working for me today. I have a splitting headache.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostWhere did everyone go?
TPD - it's not just for centuries.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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I thought that sort of thing came natually to women (the multitasking that is, not the headache).Originally posted by cailin maith View PostTrying to do more than one thing at once... isn't working for me today. I have a splitting headache.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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IE8 is being released on my Birthday. I'd rather have a Scalextric though.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Should do but my head is too full at the moment to successfully multitask... well as successfully as I usually manage itOriginally posted by voodooflux View PostI thought that sort of thing came natually to women (the multitasking that is, not the headache).
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Hey Monkey - how is your back....Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postafternoon all
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Hey ChimpOriginally posted by NickFitz View PostAfternoon denizens
ClientCo has got an electrician in putting in some more sockets. He's just got to the phase where we've had to turn all the computers off as he plays with the fusebox
Naturally all the permies are using this hiatus in the working day to have lunch. I am using it to post in TPD, and will have lunch once the power has been reconnected
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Hi VFOriginally posted by voodooflux View PostEllo Nick

One of them seems to have been learning from you. He was in a rush this morning so, rather than making sandwiches, he brought a loaf and some cheese in, and made his sandwiches here. He's now sitting there with what looks like the entire loaf piled up on his plateOriginally posted by voodooflux View PostThey have much to learn.
Did you see that Beeb documentary the other year where a chap went into the jungle and followed a bunch of chimps around, sleeping where they slept and eating what they ate?Originally posted by voodooflux View PostI bet Nick doesn't need a GPS.
The chimps tolerated his presence for a few days, by the end of which he was in a right state due to general physical exhaustion and lack of sufficient food, the chimps not having left much for him.
The chimps apparently decided that he must be hanging around because he was lost. So they set off through the jungle, with him following, led him to the gate of the research station he'd originally set out from, hung around a bit to check they'd brought him to the right place, and left him there
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