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What is it with TPD today - we all seem to be suffering from some aliment or another.
Pass the painkillers please...............Just call me Matron - Too many handbagsComment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostHi VF
Did you see that Beeb documentary the other year where a chap went into the jungle and followed a bunch of chimps around, sleeping where they slept and eating what they ate?
The chimps tolerated his presence for a few days, by the end of which he was in a right state due to general physical exhaustion and lack of sufficient food, the chimps not having left much for him.
The chimps apparently decided that he must be hanging around because he was lost. So they set off through the jungle, with him following, led him to the gate of the research station he'd originally set out from, hung around a bit to check they'd brought him to the right place, and left him thereJust call me Matron - Too many handbagsComment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostAfternoon chief
How's things?
Originally posted by cailin maith View PostHey Monkey - how is your back....Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostOne of them seems to have been learning from you. He was in a rush this morning so, rather than making sandwiches, he brought a loaf and some cheese in, and made his sandwiches here. He's now sitting there with what looks like the entire loaf piled up on his plate
Originally posted by NickFitz View PostThe chimps apparently decided that he must be hanging around because he was lost. So they set off through the jungle, with him following, led him to the gate of the research station he'd originally set out from, hung around a bit to check they'd brought him to the right place, and left him thereWhere are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by zara_backdog View PostWhat is it with TPD today - we all seem to be suffering from some aliment or another.
Pass the painkillers please...............Vodka
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostSooo busy, clientco have asked if I can do extra work, to which I responded - sure for an extra 33% - DONE.
Is this extra work you can do at home, or more hours at ClientCo?Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostSooo busy, clientco have asked if I can do extra work, to which I responded - sure for an extra 33% - DONE.Comment
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostHiya, back is loads better, I'm training again, you good ?Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postall from home as well. The best thing is its trying to make up the slip that i've introducedWhere are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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