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Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points -
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Originally posted by zara_backdog View Postjust like DS - what did he have as a snack just - Tuna Sandwiches, mind you he is just stuffing a huge Croissant now and is demanding more milk!
I may need to visit the fridge shortly.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Last night we recorded Vera Drake and were watching that earlier : we have about 40 minutes left which we might watch at 9pm.Comment
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Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
Sorry - owning up to beng a cottager always makes me giggle.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostChimp - don't be daft.... it's a toaster, it doesn't come with a manual!!!
The Systems Analyst was complaining about how difficult it was to program his washing machine. The Senior Programmer I was working for at the time made a passing comment one day "... they'll be putting microprocessors in toasters next."
So I took the manual (a surprisingly thick document) in to show him. Microprocessor controlled, photo-receptor analysis, thermo-regulated piece of poo.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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