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    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
    evening all
    Hi
    "The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it" - George Bernard Shaw

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      Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
      just about to go out and get some of that healthy kebab meat with sliced potatoes


      I've just had some pâté on toast. I suspect I may be hitting the chip shop for BBQ spare ribs and chips later

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          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          Night Scourer

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            Evening all...

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              Just return from 'fixing' neighbours PC.

              Symptom given was 'not detecting external hard drive'.

              I was immediately concerned by the amount of weird process names running in task manager. Check anti-virus program. Last updated 9 months ago. Last scan 9 months ago.

              Updated and kicked off a scan.

              Within first 20 mins found 10 viruses and was only 10% of the way through.

              "Dunno where they've come from" he says.

              I point out that they are all in his Limewire downloads folder!!!

              Aaarrggghhhhhhhhhh
              "The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it" - George Bernard Shaw

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                Originally posted by zeitghost View Post


                Evening all...

                Hi
                "The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it" - George Bernard Shaw

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                  Originally posted by ControlG View Post
                  Yep!

                  Looks like it was this one
                  Damn newbies...

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                    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post





                    El VooDooFlux

                    got
                    a
                    00*
                    154,500

                    !!!
                    !!!

                    Merely for completeness or something

                    *subject to revision in the event of newbie posts...
                    Last edited by zeitghost; 6 February 2009, 22:29.

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                      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                      I saw that

                      You can imagine the conversation:

                      "Hey, where's my lizard tulip?"

                      "What?"

                      "My lizard tulip - I left a sack of lizard tulip here..."

                      "Euugh..."
                      l Where's my sack of almost extinct lizard tulipe that I've spent 7 long & tedious years collecting...

                      Well a chap has to have a hobby.

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