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"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it" - George Bernard Shaw -
Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postjust about to go out and get some of that healthy kebab meat with sliced potatoes
I've just had some pâté on toast. I suspect I may be hitting the chip shop for BBQ spare ribs and chips later
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Just return from 'fixing' neighbours PC.
Symptom given was 'not detecting external hard drive'.
I was immediately concerned by the amount of weird process names running in task manager. Check anti-virus program. Last updated 9 months ago. Last scan 9 months ago.
Updated and kicked off a scan.
Within first 20 mins found 10 viruses and was only 10% of the way through.
"Dunno where they've come from" he says.
I point out that they are all in his Limewire downloads folder!!!
Aaarrggghhhhhhhhhh
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HiOriginally posted by zeitghost View Post
Evening all...

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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostI saw that
You can imagine the conversation:
"Hey, where's my lizard tulip?"
"What?"
"My lizard tulip - I left a sack of lizard tulip here..."
"Euugh..."
l Where's my sack of almost extinct lizard tulipe that I've spent 7 long & tedious years collecting...
Well a chap has to have a hobby.
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