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Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
Thats great news!!
Spooky - I live just a couple of streets over from there
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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It'll be easy for you to get to work when they introduce the character of Bazza the transvestite trucker thenOriginally posted by cailin maith View Post
Thats great news!!
Spooky - I live just a couple of streets over from there
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostIt'll be easy for you to get to work when they introduce the character of Bazza the transvestite trucker then
I think the Corrie faithfull wouldn't be too appreciative of it though!! Bazza rocks up with his 18 wheeler, and dumps it on double yellows outside the Rovers...
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Given some of the other things that happen to them, they'd probably take it in their strideOriginally posted by cailin maith View Post
I think the Corrie faithfull wouldn't be too appreciative of it though!! Bazza rocks up with his 18 wheeler, and dumps it on double yellows outside the Rovers... 

Just got an email from the chap about this possible London maps gig
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The last time I travelled on the Northern Line, when I got out of my seat my trousers were stuck to my bum. They were damp. So I put my hand on the seat - warm and damp.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostI used to like the Northern Line, BTW.
I do not know whether the previous occupant's water's had burst or whether their bladder had burst.
But I crossed to the other line, and took the returning train back home again...
Like I said, the last time I travelled on the Northern Line.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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That's why I don't sit down on the underground.Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostThe last time I travelled on the Northern Line, when I got out of my seat my trousers were stuck to my bum. They were damp. So I put my hand on the seat - warm and damp.
I do not know whether the previous occupant's water's had burst or whether their bladder had burst.
But I crossed to the other line, and took the returning train back home again...
Like I said, the last time I travelled on the Northern Line.
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Evening."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Keeping my fingers crossed for you Nick.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostGiven some of the other things that happen to them, they'd probably take it in their stride
Just got an email from the chap about this possible London maps gig
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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