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Sounds like you need a stiff drink after that excitement!Originally posted by zara_backdog View PostOops - Just had a fire evacuation here !
Apparently they happen about once a month
Oh well - at least I have just seen the lads form Shropshire Fire & Rescue in action
Think i need something to calm me down after all that action, anyone got anything left to eat - I'm starving!
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tut tut....Originally posted by voodooflux View PostSounds like you need a stiff drink after that excitement!
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If you'd said "Better get a night nurse" I might have thought about something elseOriginally posted by zara_backdog View PostReally
Is that all you think about?
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Afternoon NickOriginally posted by NickFitz View PostAfternoon denizens
I appear to have picked up a cold from somewhere
Just at the prickly throat and itchy nose stage - I assume it'll get worse before it gets better
No need to ask how you are then!
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Oh Yessssss!Originally posted by NickFitz View PostAfternoon denizens
I appear to have picked up a cold from somewhere
Just at the prickly throat and itchy nose stage - I assume it'll get worse before it gets better
Hope you haven't got the one that cascades pints of blood stained mucus out of your sinuses... it hangs on forever...
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Smutty Monday!!Originally posted by voodooflux View PostSounds like you need a stiff drink after that excitement!
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You'll notice that I didn't suggest a word, but I'll take the paddle anyway - much obligedOriginally posted by zara_backdog View Posttut tut....



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Well that was thrilling."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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That might just work you know - what better way to start the weekOriginally posted by Bunk View PostSmutty Monday!!
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