Originally posted by Jog On
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Originally posted by Jog On View PostAhh - splendid! I was pondering having a look at the 12 book epic "My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles" by him. I think that snippet has wet my appetite.
I always find this one comforting when using the gents.
Relax mind
Relax body
Relax bowels
Relax.
Do not fall over.
You are a cloud.
You are raining.
Do not rain
While train
Is standing at a station.
Move with the wind.
Apologise where necessary.
And on that literary note, it's home time!"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostAre you auditioning for a role as captain on a Vogon ship?
Vogon poetry will have to do until 5:30 when I can get some alchahol into my system..
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles, or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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Originally posted by Jog On View PostNo - a whale-tail combined with a slag tag can be quite horrific
Topped with a Burberry baseball cap.
Welcome to summer.Comment
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But we can go back to discussing female underwear if you like - sorry for the deviation!"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostWhale tail, tramp stamp, and white flab.
Topped with a Burberry baseball cap.
Welcome to summer."Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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And on that note it's Pimms and Spreadsheet o'clock!
"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostThere's an old thread called test please delete,
That's blatantly right up your street,
It's fandom is as random
As two fish on a tandem
But they're all in all really quite sweet.
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