test please delete

[TheFaQQer]

Oh freddled gruntbuggley, thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee

Are you auditioning for a role as captain on a Vogon ship?

[TheFaQQer]

Are you auditioning for a role as captain on a Vogon ship?

Linky.

[DaveB]

Ahh - splendid! I was pondering having a look at the 12 book epic "My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles" by him. I think that snippet has wet my appetite.

Ahh yes, just make sure you get an original copy and not the re-published version titled Zen And The Art Of Going To The Lavatory.

I always find this one comforting when using the gents.

Relax mind
Relax body
Relax bowels
Relax.
Do not fall over.
You are a cloud.
You are raining.
Do not rain
While train
Is standing at a station.
Move with the wind.
Apologise where necessary.

And on that literary note, it's home time!

[Jog On]

Are you auditioning for a role as captain on a Vogon ship?

Not quite, just trying to find suitable ways to express my joy at seeing money in my bank account (even if it is all about to go straight back out).

Vogon poetry will have to do until 5:30 when I can get some alchahol into my system..

Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles, or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!

[TheFaQQer]

No - a whale-tail combined with a slag tag can be quite horrific

Whale tail, tramp stamp, and white flab.

Topped with a Burberry baseball cap.

Welcome to summer.

[Jog On]

But we can go back to discussing female underwear if you like - sorry for the deviation!

[Jog On]

Whale tail, tramp stamp, and white flab.

Topped with a Burberry baseball cap.

Welcome to summer.

Doesn't belong in anyone's happy place that

[Jog On]

And on that note it's Pimms and Spreadsheet o'clock!

[TheFaQQer]

There's an old thread called test please delete,
That's blatantly right up your street,
It's fandom is as random
As two fish on a tandem
But they're all in all really quite sweet.

A fine piece of TPD poetry instead

[TheFaQQer]

have you worked out what cream pie is yet cm?

And a fine example of DS23 smut.