Originally posted by cailin maith
					
						
						
							
							
							
							
								
								
								
								
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I try to model myself on Harris in Three Men in a Boat:
...Harris would take you by the arm, and say:
"I know what it is, old man; you've got a chill. Now, you come along with me. I know a place round the corner here, where you can get a drop of the finest Scotch whisky you ever tasted - put you right in less than no time."
Harris always does know a place round the corner where you can get something brilliant in the drinking line. I believe that if you met Harris up in Paradise (supposing such a thing likely), he would immediately greet you with:
"So glad you've come, old fellow; I've found a nice place round the corner here, where you can get some really first-class nectar."

 
 






 
 
 
							
						 
							
						 
				 
				 
				 
				
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