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"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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Originally posted by Jog On View PostSorry - was banging one out, what did I miss?Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by Jog On View PostYou lot think I was joking don't youConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by Jog On View PostYou lot think I was joking don't youBazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by Diver View PostSee my sig
Maybe I should have added 'soggy' to the biscuit poll.."Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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Wahey.
Smutty Wednesday will put me in a good mood for the following day which is speed dating day.
I think I should probably take it more seriously than I am doing at the moment.
Decided what I should say to each person....
- Say "No. Next" to everyone that I mean
- Leave each table by saying. "Well, rather you than me. The next guy's a git".
- Say "Are you looking for kids? Yes? Great becuase I'm looking for a shag"
Ok, any wise crack suggestions will be welcomed.Comment
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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostWahey.
Smutty Wednesday will put me in a good mood for the following day which is speed dating day.
I think I should probably take it more seriously than I am doing at the moment.
Decided what I should say to each person....
- Say "No. Next" to everyone that I mean
- Leave each table by saying. "Well, rather you than me. The next guy's a git".
- Say "Are you looking for kids? Yes? Great because I'm looking for a shag"
Ok, any wise crack suggestions will be welcomed.
Speed dating does not mean waiting for ten minutes, asking her for a shag and telling her to ferck off when she says no.
HTHConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostLet me explain sock.
Speed dating does not mean waiting for ten minutes, asking her for a shag and telling her to ferck off when she says no.
HTH
It's five minutes tops or I'm on to the next one.Comment
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All gone a bit quiet now Are you all:
A - Drivelling in General?
B - Discussing Biscuits?
C - Discussing Insults?
D - Discussing web page file extensions?
E - Banging one out?
F - In the broom cupbourd with Andyw?"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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