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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    is this the century? I do hope so.



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      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post



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        Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
        I'm off to the pub - see you later, denizens
        Bye
        Confusion is a natural state of being

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          Originally posted by Diver View Post
          Chainsaw.

          The surgeon said that he should be able to save both feet though
          Good show; it's wonderful what they can do these days...

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            Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
            I'm off to the pub - see you later, denizens
            Byeeeee have a lovely time...

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              Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
              Good show; it's wonderful what they can do these days...
              Yes, and hopefully they can remove the offending chainsaw from my anus tomorrow.
              or at least switch the damned thing off.
              Confusion is a natural state of being

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                I've not been very well today...

                Very

                Was far too hyper this week & listened to much too much PF, which is always a baaaaad sign...

                I suppose it's passing a little now, thankfully....

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                  Originally posted by Diver View Post
                  Yes, and hopefully they can remove the offending chainsaw from my anus tomorrow.
                  or at least switch the damned thing off.
                  Rectum?

                  Bet it didn't do them much good...

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                    Posted in Please put more jokes here

                    Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
                    > You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your nit-picking
                    > attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are
                    > cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while screwing.
                    > Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.

                    Hmm! bus driver or pimp. Two career choices that never occurred to me
                    Confusion is a natural state of being

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                      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                      Rectum?

                      Bet it didn't do them much good...

                      anus
                      One entry found.<----

                      anus

                      Main Entry:<-----
                      anus Listen to the pronunciation of anus<------Fart
                      Pronunciation:
                      \ˈā-nəs\
                      Function:<----tpd Drivel
                      noun
                      Etymology:
                      Latin, ring, anus; perhaps akin to Old Irish ánne ring
                      Date:
                      15th century

                      : the posterior opening of the alimentary canal
                      Physician-reviewed articles on anus on Healthline.
                      1. Imperforate anus (2 images)
                      Imperforate anus is congenital (present from birth) defec...
                      Learn more about "anus" at Britannica.com
                      Confusion is a natural state of being

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