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[Bear]

love you xxx

You ready for tomorrow?

Suitable low cut top all ironed and ready?

[cailin maith]

You ready for tomorrow?

Suitable low cut top all ironed and ready?

Very low cut top - nice pink and black lacy set at the ready. Short skirt fishnets and new shoes..... you ready to be bowled over?

[cailin maith]

Ted, Ted, TED -

You've not had a funny turn have you?

[Bear]

Very low cut top - nice pink and black lacy set at the ready. Short skirt fishnets and new shoes..... you ready to be bowled over?

Holy Mary, Mother of God!!!

YES......YES......YES

[Bear]

Very low cut top - nice pink and black lacy set at the ready. Short skirt fishnets and new shoes..... you ready to be bowled over?

Ted, Ted, TED -

You've not had a funny turn have you?

Just catching my breath!

[cailin maith]

Holy Mary, Mother of God!!!

YES......YES......YES

[Katie]

how many pets do you have? 6 (3 Rotties, 1 golden Retriever, 1 Ginger Tom and a horse)
what are their names? Mr Bear, Pheobe, Jaeger, Kizzie, Simba, Kai
do you have facial hair? No
how many pairs of shoes do you have? 30+
and what size are your feet? 6
how many windows are there in your house? 23
and how many are double glazed? All of them
where is the hq of your end client?
and how many people are employed by them?
who gave you your first proper kiss? Paul
and when was it? In 2000
when was the last time you went to the dentist? 2 months ago
and how much did it cost? £45
have you ever done a poo outside? no
have you ever broken any bones? no
have you ever been in jail? no
have you ever broken anybody else's bones? no
have you ever had cosmetic surgery? no
what kind of surgery was it? N/A
have you ever been inside a burning building? no
have you ever chopped down a tree? no
have you ever bought a piece of ikea flat-packed furniture, damaged it while putting it together and then thrown it away? no
have you ever been on an ocean cruise holiday? no
if so - what was the name of the ship?
have you ever had a number 1 haircut? no
have you ever been sick in the sick-bag on an airplane? no
are you adopted? no
what is the make and model of your tv? LG 42" HD Ready thingy
Have you ever had sex with your clothes on.........just undoing or moving enough to allow access? yes
Anyone here a member of the mile-high club? no
Have you ever thought of someone else while having sex? no
have you ever streaked? no
have you ever been a peeping tom? no
have you ever done a threesome? no
have you ever had sex knowing you were being peeped on? no
have you ever cross-dressed? no
Did you ever have a 'den' when you were little? yes
for the boys: have you ever faked an orgasm?
for the girls: can you ejaculate? no
And do you have a 'den' now? no
have you ever used a non-dildo object as a dildo?
if so what was it? no
have you ever been a kissogramer? no
have you ever had sex oudoors? yes
have you ever swallowed your own vomit? no
have you ever masturbated outdoors? no
have you ever shoplifted? if so what? yes - penny sweets
have you ever been caught en flagrante?
or caught people en flagrante? no
have you ever broken china in a china shop? no
have you ever had more than one sexual partner in an evening (not at the same time)? no
if there is one question you could ask your parents what would it be? I've asked them everything I want to ask
what is the most disgusting thing you have ever eaten? Vanilla Bread with a beef burger
and where was it? in France
did you have a crush on any teachers at school? yes
if you could alter you cuk moniker - what would you change it to?
what is your record for orgasms in one night? (receiving)
what is your record for orgasms in one night? (giving)
are you circumcised or not? obv not
what is your preferred deodorant? Nivea
what is the longest you have gone without sleeping? 37 1/2 hours
if you could meet one person from this board this evening in the pub - who would it be and why? No idea
do you eat bogies or flick them? neither
the best way to cook eggs is? fried
which supermarket do you shop in the most? waitrose
So... anyone been in rehab before? no
Anyone had a proper addiction (excluding internet addiction, unless it's extreme!) before? cheese
Anyone had a genuine near-death experience before? no
Have you ever had sex at work before? (not with yourself by the way... or with an inanimate object...) no
Have you ever done an extreme sport? skiing??
Have you had sex with 2 people in the same family (not your family, sicko), ie, a mother/daughter/sister. Not at the same time. No
Have you had sex with 2 people from the same family at work (would this count as an extreme sport) no
Given the opportunity, would you execute a politician, any politician, if you would never be found out?
Have you ever saved anyone's life? (Congrats bissue ) no
Have you ever gone (or attempted to go) all the way across the optics in a bar? nope

[FiveTimes]

Very low cut top - nice pink and black lacy set at the ready. Short skirt fishnets and new shoes..... you ready to be bowled over?

I'm ready if you are willing to share ??

[cailin maith]

I'm ready if you are willing to share ??

Two husbands would be illegal although it would technically be 3, wouldn't it

I'm not bothered if you two are happy to share....

[FiveTimes]

Two husbands would be illegal although it would technically be 3, wouldn't it

I'm not bothered if you two are happy to share....

Is that a hole each

or a spit roast