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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    love you xxx

    You ready for tomorrow?

    Suitable low cut top all ironed and ready?
    Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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      Originally posted by Bear View Post
      You ready for tomorrow?

      Suitable low cut top all ironed and ready?
      Very low cut top - nice pink and black lacy set at the ready. Short skirt fishnets and new shoes..... you ready to be bowled over?
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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        Ted, Ted, TED -

        You've not had a funny turn have you?
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

        CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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          Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
          Very low cut top - nice pink and black lacy set at the ready. Short skirt fishnets and new shoes..... you ready to be bowled over?
          Holy Mary, Mother of God!!!

          YES......YES......YES
          Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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            Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
            Very low cut top - nice pink and black lacy set at the ready. Short skirt fishnets and new shoes..... you ready to be bowled over?
            Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
            Ted, Ted, TED -

            You've not had a funny turn have you?
            Just catching my breath!
            Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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              Originally posted by Bear View Post
              Holy Mary, Mother of God!!!

              YES......YES......YES
              Bazza gets caught
              Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                what kind of surgery was it? N/A
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                if so - what was the name of the ship?
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                have you ever been sick in the sick-bag on an airplane? no
                are you adopted? no
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                for the girls: can you ejaculate? no
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                have you ever shoplifted? if so what? yes - penny sweets
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                  Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                  Very low cut top - nice pink and black lacy set at the ready. Short skirt fishnets and new shoes..... you ready to be bowled over?
                  I'm ready if you are willing to share ??

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                    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                    I'm ready if you are willing to share ??
                    Two husbands would be illegal although it would technically be 3, wouldn't it

                    I'm not bothered if you two are happy to share....
                    Bazza gets caught
                    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                      Two husbands would be illegal although it would technically be 3, wouldn't it

                      I'm not bothered if you two are happy to share....
                      Is that a hole each

                      or a spit roast

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