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Thought you'd make me get it eh!Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostThis CUK clock is running 4 or 5 minutes fast already.
That's about in 270 seconds in 54 days or 5 seconds per day.
That's AWFUL.
Now then. How long before someone gets the palinilap ... ?
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I'm off to bed now, before I fall asleep at the desk again.
Goodnight BI
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Originally posted by sasguru View Postjdjdsjd#84548
Well done!Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Sorted.Originally posted by Diver View PostCan't do that. I dedicated the pali post to Sasguru
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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I never thought I'd type these words...Originally posted by Diver View PostI'm off to bed now, before I fall asleep at the desk again.
Goodnight BI
Goodnight, Diver. Good night.
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Golly gosh. Well, who'd have thought it.
All it takes is two months of 18 hours a day of manual labour, a serious injury, plus an infection, plus antibiotics, plus serious painkillers, and Diver goes all sleepy.
If we'd known this sooner, we could have sorted out a good night's sleep for him ages ago.
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Right.
I'm off to bed.
Got to be up in under 6 hours to start packing.
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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I assume NickFitz will be the next one to arrive.
Wotcha, NF!
Good night at the FMB bar?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostAh.
I've just remembered.
We've lost another student.
He died in a remarkably stupid way... dumb even by local standards.
He choked to death on 5 fairy cakes in an eating contest.
34 years old.
What a prat.
Needless to say, he wasn't one of mine.
WTF... I thought mature students were supposed to have a bit of nous.
Apparently I was misinformed
BTW, "dumb even by local standards":
"preposterously dumb by any criterion"
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