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Vodka, bread, cheese and hamOriginally posted by realityhack View PostYou're in an all-you-can-grab competition at a local supermarket, you have 60 seconds to fill your trolley and get back to the till - what would the trolley contain?
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Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Bottles of wine, legs of lamb, crisps... that's about it.Originally posted by realityhack View PostYou're in an all-you-can-grab competition at a local supermarket, you have 60 seconds to fill your trolley and get back to the till - what would the trolley contain?"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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Someone hands you a teleportation device - you can use it for only one return journey anywhere in the universe, and you have to use it now. Where would you go?Comment
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HomeOriginally posted by realityhack View PostSomeone hands you a teleportation device - you can use it for only one return journey anywhere in the universe, and you have to use it now. Where would you go?Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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You reach for your lunch - and it slides towards you - you thereby discover that you have The Force <cue Star Wars theme tune>.
What's the next thing you try to do using this new gift?Comment
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Have you ever tried to see how many Trebor Extra Strong mints you can cram into your mouth at once?Comment
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Pulling a hot man towards meOriginally posted by realityhack View PostYou reach for your lunch - and it slides towards you - you thereby discover that you have The Force <cue Star Wars theme tune>.
What's the next thing you try to do using this new gift?
3 max.....Originally posted by realityhack View PostHave you ever tried to see how many Trebor Extra Strong mints you can cram into your mouth at once?
Yep... with a nice cup of tea.Originally posted by realityhack View PostIs a finger of fudge just enough?Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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You get to spend a weekend with anyone you want to - anyone at all (apart from the usual crowd, family, spouse or WoW - you sad gits). Dinner, a citybreak, a weekend on the slopes, anything.
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