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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postwould you like to hear the stories of when I was married?
promise you wont tell CM?


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One can never feel overful.Originally posted by DS23 View Postthem plus the mushroom pizza and now i feel overfull.
Just ask Cap'n Jack...



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I can do better than that; I have 3 land lines & a mobile... and no one calls me either...Originally posted by NickFitz View PostDon't know what my ringtone is, as nobody ever calls me
I see Scourer's joke thread has made it to 1000 posts!

Right, I'm off for now folks - have fun, and don't startle the smilies
Apart from the odd agent or two... and they seem to have given up now.
The highest number of incoming calls was on the line that used to belong to Mr Evans which got roughly 3 or 4 thousand calls for him or his obnoxious wife over the 6 years until I complained to Ofcom.
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How many post's you think you have in TPD Zeity?Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek
That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - CyberghoulComment
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Zeity has 7671 TPD posts.Originally posted by snaw View PostHow many post's you think you have in TPD Zeity?
Top 5 TPDers:
DS23 9,202
zeitghost 7,671
TheFaQQer 6,547
BrowneIssue 6,243
Diver 5,816Comment
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