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    Originally posted by Jog On View Post
    Ahem *COUGH*
    What's up, JO?

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      Originally posted by realityhack View Post
      You're in an all-you-can-grab competition at a local supermarket, you have 60 seconds to fill your trolley and get back to the till - what would the trolley contain?
      Vodka, bread, cheese and ham
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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        Originally posted by realityhack View Post
        You're in an all-you-can-grab competition at a local supermarket, you have 60 seconds to fill your trolley and get back to the till - what would the trolley contain?
        Bottles of wine, legs of lamb, crisps... that's about it.
        "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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          Someone hands you a teleportation device - you can use it for only one return journey anywhere in the universe, and you have to use it now. Where would you go?

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            Originally posted by realityhack View Post
            Someone hands you a teleportation device - you can use it for only one return journey anywhere in the universe, and you have to use it now. Where would you go?
            Home
            Bazza gets caught
            Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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              You reach for your lunch - and it slides towards you - you thereby discover that you have The Force <cue Star Wars theme tune>.
              What's the next thing you try to do using this new gift?

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                Have you ever tried to see how many Trebor Extra Strong mints you can cram into your mouth at once?

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                  Is a finger of fudge just enough?

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                    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                    You reach for your lunch - and it slides towards you - you thereby discover that you have The Force <cue Star Wars theme tune>.
                    What's the next thing you try to do using this new gift?
                    Pulling a hot man towards me

                    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                    Have you ever tried to see how many Trebor Extra Strong mints you can cram into your mouth at once?
                    3 max.....

                    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                    Is a finger of fudge just enough?
                    Yep... with a nice cup of tea.
                    Bazza gets caught
                    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                      You get to spend a weekend with anyone you want to - anyone at all (apart from the usual crowd, family, spouse or WoW - you sad gits). Dinner, a citybreak, a weekend on the slopes, anything.

                      Who?

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