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If I thought you were wrong, I'd say so.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Another granddad ?Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostSo was I.Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Cheers, seem to have managed to do soOriginally posted by DiscoStu View PostHave a nice evening
Pub opens till twelve, but I stock up with two pints at last orders, as the staff want to go out to the smoking area once most of the clearing-up is done. They tolerate my demotic wish to remain staring out of the window, thinking Deep Thoughts, because I make sure the front door is properly closed behind the last of the stragglers, lower the blinds on the windows I've been staring out of, and bring my empty vessels back to the bar before finally departing.Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostHave fun - but isn't it nearly last orders?
Then it's off to the FMB bar, which I explained to Carling earlier.Comment
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Paris do all sentences have to do that?Originally posted by Diver View PostI think I should remember that sentences start with a capital, especially I
Berlin because it seems odd.
London or is it a new rule?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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I which case the Sex Offenders Register is going to get very big.Originally posted by Diver View PostWe are all god's children, yes ?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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I called into Tesco yesterday. a woman was using language to her little girl that I don't here my laborers using.
She needed a bloody good caningConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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#29892Originally posted by Diver View PostOk make a fruit loaf.
Nice toasted with marmalade on (Yummy)
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Are you quite happy allocating your own bananananas then?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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