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    Morning CUKers.

    Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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      Originally posted by wendigo100 View Post
      Hello Troll, Friday at last!

      I've been thinking about this. Which direction do you travel in the mornings?

      Do you come to work along the M20 then "turn left" onto the M25? If so that explains it, because the slip roads for "turning right" off motorways are normally longer.
      No I do the M20 M26 M25

      I suppose I'm thinking that travelling East to West should be longer 'cos you're effectivly on the outside track
      How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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        Originally posted by Troll View Post
        No I do the M20 M26 M25

        I suppose I'm thinking that travelling East to West should be longer 'cos you're effectivly on the outside track
        It's the other way around, shirley? Unless you are travelling on the wrong carriageway...

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          Originally posted by wendigo100 View Post
          It's the other way around, shirley? Unless you are travelling on the wrong carriageway...
          Troll I didn't know you name was shirley
          Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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            Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
            Troll I didn't know you name was shirley


            I bet you didn't know he "travelled up the wrong carriageway" either!

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              How are you today AP/ Enjoying your job up the East End?

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                Originally posted by wendigo100 View Post
                How are you today AP/ Enjoying your job up the East End?
                The City please, they couldn't afford me in the East End.
                Nearly half way through the contract, and still interviewing people to replace me. Off-site contract here we come
                Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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                  Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
                  The City please, they couldn't afford me in the East End.
                  Nearly half way through the contract, and still interviewing people to replace me. Off-site contract here we come
                  Sorry, City.

                  So ... you've been hired on a three month contract to recruit your successor, whose job will be to recruit their successor, and so on?

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                    Originally posted by Troll View Post
                    Vets or hebrew?
                    Neither, remember Mumm-ra the Ever Living from Thundercats?

                    My name is Heather, shortened to Hev, amended to Hevra the Ever Skiving by some shining wit at my last job.

                    Hevra

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                      Originally posted by wendigo100 View Post
                      Sorry, City.

                      So ... you've been hired on a three month contract to recruit your successor, whose job will be to recruit their successor, and so on?
                      I have seen a few CV, they look like a copy and paste from some training manuals, table of contents. Some of these guys from Nigera have done more in 2 years than I have done in 10
                      Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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