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What did the French mortician say 10 years ago?
zipedee Dodi, zipedee Di - my oh my what a wonderful day...Comment
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Originally posted by ElectricChair View PostWhat did the French mortician say 10 years ago?
zipedee Dodi, zipedee Di - my oh my what a wonderful day...
old but still good
How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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don't think the mods are awake yet... go for itOriginally posted by ElectricChair View PostAm I allowed to tell the Diana/Hutchence joke? I know its old. Go on - please!How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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I'd not heard that one. Very droll.Originally posted by ElectricChair View PostWhat did the French mortician say 10 years ago?
zipedee Dodi, zipedee Di - my oh my what a wonderful day...Comment
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Is it something to do with doors & hanging? (go on... you know you want to tell it)Originally posted by ElectricChair View PostAm I allowed to tell the Diana/Hutchence joke? I know its old. Go on - please!How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Whats the difference between Princess Di and Michael Hutchence? Michael died with his belt on.Originally posted by Troll View Postdon't think the mods are awake yet... go for it
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