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"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested." -
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Have you ever parked up on the A5 by junction 9 of the M1 and visited the Waggon and Horses strippers pub? Good for a bit of light entertainment.Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostThis lorry park smells of wee.Comment
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I'm still here, but without the ability to post inline pics, I'm just a shadow of my former self.....Originally posted by zeitghostFG is sadly missed, of course, for his piccies of shapely ladeez...
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They've even taken that away from you?Originally posted by Fortune Green View PostI'm still here, but without the ability to post inline pics, I'm just a shadow of my former self.....
Sad.."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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Gods I'm knackered.
Couldn't think of anywhere more suitable to put this so...
This morning I completed my first ever Triathlon. Only a baby one.
400m swim, 20k cycle, 5k run.
Total time 1:21:36. Start Pos. 78. Finish Pos. 63.
Pleased because :
A) I finished to begin with, having missed the last 6 weeks of training for various reasons.
B) I was 9 mins or so inside my target time.
C) I didn't come last!
Off for a long hot bath in the hopes it will stop me being crippled tomorrow morning."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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But hey
The way you wear your hatOriginally posted by cojak View PostThey've even taken that away from you?
Sad..
The way you sip your tea
The memory of all that
No they cant take that away from me
(bit of a bummer about the pictures though)Why not?Comment
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Back of my little holiday.
A week away turned into ten days because I didn't want to come back
It was great! Ten days with no phone, no telly and no newspapers. Oh! and no work either.Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Yes England seems to have that effect on people...Originally posted by Diver View PostBack of my little holiday.
A week away turned into ten days because I didn't want to come back
It was great!.How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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