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Apparently there are over 1200 words for the male member and over 1000 words for the female bits
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Now watching the first half hour of S1 E1 of Sapphire & Steel, this being the bit I missed a fortnight or 3 weeks ago.
Due to a sudden fit of "hunger" I made a ham & mustard on Morrisons wholemeal sunflower and spelt sandwich.
Followed by HSB S2 E8 "The World According to Freedom " wherein very nasty things happen on the Hill.
Oh, and a nutjob who thinks he's a superhero turns up.
"Hill Street Blues" The World According to Freedom (TV Episode 1982) - IMDb
In other news, Belker's sister turned up.
Exactly like Belker in mannerisms and expressions.Last edited by DoctorStrangelove; 27 June 2020, 22:08.When the fun stops, STOP.Comment
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And very nice it was, as alwaysOriginally posted by NickFitz View PostIn the Chinese

I walked there via a circuitous route, which came to 1.8 miles and got the green exercise ring closed on the watch
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Limited time for TV tonight, as I'm getting an early night due to the Antipodean-friendly timing of tomorrow's Zoom call and have been busy mucking around with some database stuff; so aside from some police chase nonsense whilst dining, the evening's only viewing was ST:TNG S4E12, The Wounded (TV Episode 1991), in which a rogue Starfleet captain threatens to destabilise the Federation's uneasy peace with Kim Kardashian.
This was out of sequence, as E11 is Data's Day which, though it's a good one of its ilk, is nonetheless one of those you have to be in the right mood to watch. I'll come back to it when the time is propitious.
Internal temperatures are down to a more tolerable 20°C in the living room and 22° in the bedroom now; 13° reported outside
Goodnight all
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Morning all if all there be 
Dry.
Grey.
Wanly sunny.
White sky.
1007mbar.
20.4 degrees in here.
Sunday judging by the crap on the wireless.When the fun stops, STOP.Comment
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