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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostI may do the same later, if I remember and can be bothered
You hoping to get lucky then?Comment
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So you stole it?Originally posted by SimonMac View PostYou mock, but I still use an army issued P38 tin opener some 35 years since we left the army
About right for a tight fisted Yorkie....Comment
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I can see it now. "Oh MrFitz. Your talk of the technical complexities of geo-mapping is really getting me excited!"Originally posted by vetran View PostYou hoping to get lucky then?
Or maybe not....Comment
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Is there any other sort?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostSo you stole it?
About right for a tight fisted Yorkie....Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View PostYou hoping to get lucky then?Mind you, Nick is 100 more times to get lucky than you. Unless you managed to get more Rohypnol....Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI can see it now. "Oh MrFitz. Your talk of the technical complexities of geo-mapping is really getting me excited!"
Or maybe not....Comment
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No, but changing the duvet cover is the most exercise I get all monthOriginally posted by vetran View PostYou hoping to get lucky then?
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I went to subway to get a chicken sandwich. I asked how their meat was sourced. "Killed in the traditional Islamic way" they said.
How do you strap a backpack to a Chicken?
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Have you not sorted out the bike you stole(*) yet then?Originally posted by NickFitz View PostNo, but changing the duvet cover is the most exercise I get all month
(*) This statement could well be a total lie......Comment
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