milk the cow with one udder euph. To be the only hand in the farmyard area; to fight the last turkey in the shop.
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ming Scotch v. To emit a foul smell. As in: "Christ, it's minging in here!"I don't know my arse from an hole in the groundComment
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minging n. Awful. As in: "Peter Beardsley's haircut was minging".I don't know my arse from an hole in the groundComment
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milm v. To cover something in jism. As in, "0y, mum, I've milmed me kex."I don't know my arse from an hole in the groundComment
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Ming the merciless euph. Death by chocolate starfish (qv); a beefy eggo. An exceptionally foul smelling fart.I don't know my arse from an hole in the groundComment
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