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    meat and two veg. euph. Pen1s and test1cles; wedding tackle.
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      meat market euph. Bar or club heaving with totty (qv).
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        meat seeking pissile euph. Penis; love torpedo.
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          Meatloaf's daughter euph. See dreadnought.
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            Melbourne n. A soft c0ck.
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              melon-farmer exclm. The BBC authorised, poorly dubbed version of "Motherfu**er" used in films such as 'Die Hard' and the entire 'Beverly Hills Cop' series. Also ever-loving.
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                menage a une Fr. euph. A one-in-a-bed romp. To have a w@nk.
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                  Mexican lipstick n. Pasata grin (qv). The embarrassing facial tide marks often found after eating out with a lady who was up on blocks (qv).
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                    men in the rigging n. Nav. Small tagnuts trapped in the hairs of sailors' arses. "Six months since leaving Tahiti and no sign of land. We ate the last of the bread ' fruit weeks ago. Water and toilet paper strictly rationed. Crew growing restless, complaining of scrofula, scurvy and men in the rigging. Lord help us." (from 'The Diary of Fletcher Christian', entry dated 12th November, 1760).
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                      milf n. Mother I'd Like to F**k.
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