meat and two veg. euph. Pen1s and test1cles; wedding tackle.
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meat market euph. Bar or club heaving with totty (qv).I don't know my arse from an hole in the groundComment
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meat seeking pissile euph. Penis; love torpedo.I don't know my arse from an hole in the groundComment
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melon-farmer exclm. The BBC authorised, poorly dubbed version of "Motherfu**er" used in films such as 'Die Hard' and the entire 'Beverly Hills Cop' series. Also ever-loving.I don't know my arse from an hole in the groundComment
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menage a une Fr. euph. A one-in-a-bed romp. To have a w@nk.I don't know my arse from an hole in the groundComment
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Mexican lipstick n. Pasata grin (qv). The embarrassing facial tide marks often found after eating out with a lady who was up on blocks (qv).I don't know my arse from an hole in the groundComment
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men in the rigging n. Nav. Small tagnuts trapped in the hairs of sailors' arses. "Six months since leaving Tahiti and no sign of land. We ate the last of the bread ' fruit weeks ago. Water and toilet paper strictly rationed. Crew growing restless, complaining of scrofula, scurvy and men in the rigging. Lord help us." (from 'The Diary of Fletcher Christian', entry dated 12th November, 1760).I don't know my arse from an hole in the groundComment
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