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    milk the cow with one udder euph. To be the only hand in the farmyard area; to fight the last turkey in the shop.
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      milkman euph. affectionate Pen1s; pork sword.
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        mince medallions n. See dangleberries.
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          ming Scotch v. To emit a foul smell. As in: "Christ, it's minging in here!"
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            minging n. Awful. As in: "Peter Beardsley's haircut was minging".
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              minge (minj) n. Fanny; quim.
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                minge winker euph. Strip tease artist.
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                  milm v. To cover something in jism. As in, "0y, mum, I've milmed me kex."
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                    Quiet day at work, Dear?
                    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                      Ming the merciless euph. Death by chocolate starfish (qv); a beefy eggo. An exceptionally foul smelling fart.
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