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It started raining just as I left ClientCo. After a few miles it was torrential, and it continued all the way back
And Amazon informs me that "parcel was handed to resident" at 16:55 which is a good trick as I, resident, was about sixty miles away at that moment
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That's nearly as good as the parcel that needed to be delivered to my address with an adult in the house to sign for it (it's a bottle of whisky). I've had to send it back as delivery was today and tomorrow when I'm about 570 miles away.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostHome!
It started raining just as I left ClientCo. After a few miles it was torrential, and it continued all the way back
And Amazon informs me that "parcel was handed to resident" at 16:55 which is a good trick as I, resident, was about sixty miles away at that moment
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It's a shame these flats are so well soundproofed, as hearing one of the neighbours blasting out the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band would be a dead giveaway as to where mine has goneOriginally posted by eek View PostThat's nearly as good as the parcel that needed to be delivered to my address with an adult in the house to sign for it (it's a bottle of whisky). I've had to send it back as delivery was today and tomorrow when I'm about 570 miles away.
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Maybe they disturbed the doughnut?Originally posted by NickFitz View PostIt's a shame these flats are so well soundproofed, as hearing one of the neighbours blasting out the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band would be a dead giveaway as to where mine has gone
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They were under my spare straight jacket.Originally posted by WTFH View PostWhich orifice were they shoved in?Comment
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Just finished watching the latest episode of BluePlant2 - astonishing.
I think I saw Zeity's cousin at one point.....Comment
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you mean strait jacket? or one that makes you look normal to clientco?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostThey were under my spare straight jacket.
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If often wonder what "normal" is.....Originally posted by BR14 View Postyou mean strait jacket? or one that makes you look normal to clientco?
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