Just been in the garden, where it’s currently 22C in the shade. Now tucking in to a bowl of homegrown beetroot & horseradish soup.
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Had peanut butter and banana sandwich for lunch."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do thatOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostGo f**k yourself.
…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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In other news, the company computer has just been upgraded to High Sierra and I decided to check out the update to the Photos app. It’s now pretty close to the late lamented Aperture.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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what?, unless you start it you mean? FFSOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostSorry WTFH is a moderator/admin and you are not allowed to ignore him or her..

I will have to stick to glossing over your posts then. There again, I usually skip over anything containing B*Ex*t...Comment
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i think you rather missed the point there.....................Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostZeity has almost everyone on ignore. I am not quite sure why he bothers posting here. I suppose he must be incredibly bored....
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you can grow SOUP ?????Originally posted by WTFH View PostJust been in the garden, where it’s currently 22C in the shade. Now tucking in to a bowl of homegrown beetroot & horseradish soup.Comment
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Reminds me of the old joke: what’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Originally posted by BR14 View Postyou can grow SOUP ?????
You can roast beef.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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or the difference between an egg and a w**kOriginally posted by WTFH View PostReminds me of the old joke: what’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
You can roast beef.
you can beat an eggComment
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Are you not on Zeity's ignore list? Anyone who is anyone is.Originally posted by BR14 View Posti think you rather missed the point there.....................
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