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Morning all
The Neightbour took The Dog (tw) out for a big walk earlier.
The Dog (tw) came back filthier than Filthy McFilth.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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A friend at work has a dog. It got Salmonella. Pooing everywhere for days. Salmonella can be transferred to humans too. The vet now wants a urine and stool sample!Comment
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From him or the dog?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostA friend at work has a dog. It got Salmonella. Pooing everywhere for days. Salmonella can be transferred to humans too. The vet now wants a urine and stool sample!Comment
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Just reached the joys of the 2008 Lehman Brothers crash, followed by the HBOS disaster.
Approaching the poor suckers at Lloyds debacle.Comment
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I was a permie during that. Those £10.78 shares I bought with my bonus one year? Well, since you asked, they're now worth 20% of one LBG share, currently trading at <70pOriginally posted by zeitghost View PostJust reached the joys of the 2008 Lehman Brothers crash, followed by the HBOS disaster.
I was a permie during that. Until I got replaced by Bob and they paid me to feck off.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostApproaching the poor suckers at Lloyds debacle.
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I sold what had been £10k of HBOS shares for £938 last year.
Another fantastic ZeitInvestment(tm).Comment
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