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Hormone rooting powder?Originally posted by mudskipper View PostI'm rooting (geddit?) for the secateur septuagenarian!
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Ah, have caught up on my missed ep. The one where the kind lady impersonates a police officer.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostI'm rooting (geddit?) for the secateur septuagenarian!
So he's an octogenarian which ruins my alliteration.
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Keep the day job!Originally posted by mudskipper View PostI'm rooting (geddit?) for the secateur septuagenarian!Comment
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Today's dilemma is do I go out try out a new bar that's opened which does local beers or do I stay home, drink wine and order pizza.
CBA cooking, even though the plan was to try out a new recipe on the BBQ.Comment
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Liver and onions for tea.
Yum.
Though that'll be a while yet.
Got to go & buy some more liver coz I'm on the last pack.Comment
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ZeitSis forgot, and I didn't notice, that we omitted to mention that ZeitPater was The Late ZeitPater, so some, rather more switched on than us, think he's still alive.
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Ah yes, the "you are busted, scumbag" moment.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostAh, have caught up on my missed ep. The one where the kind lady impersonates a police officer.
So he's an octogenarian which ruins my alliteration.
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Home last night to find a discovery notice from HMRC on t'doormat for y/e 2013.
Having studied the numbers, I believe they might well have a point.

Looks like previous employer reported one set of figures to Hector, and another set of figures to me. Clearly, it's only when big-co's HR departments get involved in things that the wheels fall off.
I'm gonna have a beer I think, try and recover from this affront to my careful financial management.
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