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Lunch.
- Cheese and Onion Sandwich
- Chicken Cesar wrap
- Walker's crisps - 1 pack
- Cheese puffs - 3 packs
- Orange Juice
- Half a pack of pistachios
FLC 0 - 10 Twat
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostLunch.
- Cheese and Onion Sandwich
- Chicken Cesar wrap
- Walker's crisps - 1 pack
- Cheese puffs - 3 packs
- Orange Juice
- Half a pack of pistachios
FLC 0 - 10 Twat
Fecking stressed today
Home made chicken soup for mine today.Comment
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Latest unbelievable effort from 3rd year esteemed customer: place decoupling capacitor on breadboard in such a way that it's shorted out, then complain that the circuit takes 2 amps from the power supply.
Feck me, they are definitely getting denser by the minute.Comment
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Oh, it just got even better.
Two further 3rd year esteemed customers have failed to measure the voltage on their circuit using a multimeter.
1. Coz the power supply wasn't connected.
2. Coz the black lead of the multimeter was floating around on the bench not connected to anything.
You really couldn't make this tulipe up.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostOh, it just got even better.
Two further 3rd year esteemed customers have failed to measure the voltage on their circuit using a multimeter.
1. Coz the power supply wasn't connected.
2. Coz the black lead of the multimeter was floating around on the bench not connected to anything.
You really couldn't make this tulipe up.
Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostHave you ever looked to see what the common denominator was in all these plebs, not that I am saying its the lecturers fault?
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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