Been to the pub. Now I'm at another one. At least it's on the way home...
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They're all on the way home if you plan your route rightOriginally posted by barrydidit View PostBeen to the pub. Now I'm at another one. At least it's on the way home...
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oooh faggots! Mmmmm!Originally posted by zeitghost View PostYum.
I'm on health food.
Half a ham and cheese pizza followed by a garlic chicken kiev.
Living the dream, that's me.
And I had faggots & peas for lunch. Yum squared.Comment
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Did the beef come from a census taker?Originally posted by Bunk View PostEvening Zeity.
I've got some beef in chianti sauce in the oven. Well, at least I think it's beef
Just askin' like.Comment
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There's no need to be so polite, he won't like that at allOriginally posted by TykeMerc View PostThat's very generous of you.
I will respond in a like manner
Feel free to go and ***** yourself repeatedly with a broken bottle.

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Not the most successful evening out...Originally posted by Alias View PostWell the wine menu looks bigger than the mains...you're onto a winner
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Prior Preparation and Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performace.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostThey're all on the way home if you plan your route right
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Mr N is really not a happy bunny atmComment
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