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merely at clientco for the entertainment -
Might have to have a clearout myself in a minuteKnock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostGood Morning All.
Apparently today is clearout all pondy's crap from the attic day. WTF is the point of an attic if it's not to store old crap you're never going to use again.
My prediction: The word "Fine!" will be used before lunchtime by all parties involved.
Mr N is a hoarder, I tend to throw stuff away if I don't need it.Comment
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Originally posted by norrahe View PostWe got rid of loads of stuff before we moved to cloggers, we now have two cellars which I suspect will end up being filled with crap.
Mr N is a hoarder, I tend to throw stuff away if I don't need it.Comment
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Answerphone message from mother:
"My computer screen has gone black. I think I've got a virus".
Sounds like I need to go round and wiggle some plugs...Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostAnswerphone message from mother:
"My computer screen has gone black. I think I've got a virus".
Sounds like I need to go round and wiggle some plugs...
"Is the printer plugged in?"
"Yes".
"Is the switch at the wall turned on"
"Yes"
So I ventured round to her house to take a look.
The printer was plugged into a 4 gang, which was indeed switched on. The 4gang was plugged into the wall socket which was not.
Daft bint.
It's a noble thing you're doing MS.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Just sat here waiting for the washing machine to stop.
It makes a hideous noise.
Had lentil soup for lunch.
<Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!> is expected about 5pm.Comment
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So saying, the washing machine just stopped.
Off to hang towels on the line, then I'm off out.Comment
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Crivens, is that the time?
Better make myself a bacon butty straight away, so it doesn't spoil my appetite for the roast duck I'm making for dinner tonightComment
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