Amazingly I have reached the bottom of my urgent work queue for once. Time to let it build up to the usual 5 urgent issues to be juggled at once. A 30 minute walk should do it.....
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Cooler today thankfully, am hoping this also applies to the house as well.
Luckily only 90 mins left here.Comment
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Managed to pick up a wierdo walking back from town.
Started innocent enough ("Luvverly wevva we're 'avin"), then progressed to "Do you play tennis?" Er, no. "Oh, just wondered. You got proper musculine legs".
Oh.
I presume it's a cross between masculine and muscular, but, as compliments go (he sounded as if he did indeed consider musculine legs on a laydee an admirable quality), I think it's probably a 1/10 (and only gets the 1 because it's arguably slightly better than having my cellulite admired).
He kept up for about 10 minutes till I decided to take an early turn off for the office.
He parted with "'Ope I see you again".
Not if I see you first, mate.
This is why I don't wear skirts more often.Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostManaged to pick up a wierdo walking back from town.
merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostManaged to pick up a wierdo walking back from town.
Started innocent enough ("Luvverly wevva we're 'avin"), then progressed to "Do you play tennis?" Er, no. "Oh, just wondered. You got proper musculine legs".
Oh.
I presume it's a cross between masculine and muscular, but, as compliments go (he sounded as if he did indeed consider musculine legs on a laydee an admirable quality), I think it's probably a 1/10 (and only gets the 1 because it's arguably slightly better than having my cellulite admired).
He kept up for about 10 minutes till I decided to take an early turn off for the office.
He parted with "'Ope I see you again".
Not if I see you first, mate.
This is why I don't wear skirts more often.Comment
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Originally posted by eek View PostYet MF continues to claim to be in the states....Originally posted by norrahe View PostWas MF hanging around outside KFC again?
Perhaps that's the cure for obesity - removal of the gnashers.Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostManaged to pick up a wierdo walking back from town.
Started innocent enough ("Luvverly wevva we're 'avin"), then progressed to "Do you play tennis?" Er, no. "Oh, just wondered. You got proper musculine legs".
Oh.
I presume it's a cross between masculine and muscular, but, as compliments go (he sounded as if he did indeed consider musculine legs on a laydee an admirable quality), I think it's probably a 1/10 (and only gets the 1 because it's arguably slightly better than having my cellulite admired).
He kept up for about 10 minutes till I decided to take an early turn off for the office.
He parted with "'Ope I see you again".
Not if I see you first, mate.
This is why I don't wear skirts more often.
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Actually, the fact that I haven't seen MF hanging around outside KFC could mean that he really is in the states? Blimey.Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostActually, the fact that I haven't seen MF hanging around outside KFC could mean that he really is in McDonalds? Blimey.Comment
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