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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    Well it figured out I was on Janet. Oooooer, Mrs.

    700Mb/s download, 300Mb/s upload.

    Well I never did, again.

    So why is this fecking box so overwhelmingly fecking slow then?
    Cos it still uses Windows 3.1?

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      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post


      MorningAfternoon all.



      Feck me wot a morning.

      Paid the February carers bill.

      Took ZeitMater to the dentist.

      I thought it was for an xray.

      Turned out to be an extraction of the root of a broken tooth.

      ZeitMater had 5.5 teeth. She now has 5.

      Nearly fainted, being a big tough lizard.

      Paid bill.

      Drove to Neath Port Talbot hospital to see nurse practitioner re ZeitPater.

      Turns out that the only sensible thing is a nursing home.

      Ho hum.
      Last time I went to the dentist I nearly fainted when I saw the bill

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        Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
        <general>Get your Head Gardener to lay a cable between your country estate and the nearest city.</general>
        FTFY.

        The Butler wouldn't dirty his hands like that, he's too busy touching up the cook.

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          Feck me, the lab is full.

          They're panicking a bit.

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            Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
            Feck me, the lab is full.

            They're panicking a bit.

            How long have they got left Zeity?

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              I never used to panic until the deadline was hours away, not days

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                Originally posted by Bunk View Post
                How long have they got left Zeity?
                End of the week for some of it.



                The 3rd year project lot should be writing now, not doing.

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                  Bored

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                    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                    Bored
                    now?
                    Join IPSE

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                      Originally posted by Alias View Post
                      now?
                      then, now then.

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