All I can say is that I agree with LuciferBox!
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Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI hadn't really understood this 'pwned' expression until I read DirtyDog's post. -
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Is it marmalade time?Originally posted by DirtyDog View PostAll I can say is that I agree with LuciferBox!Comment
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Odd, innit?Originally posted by Bellona View Post
Afternoon
Stressed
Depressed
Can't be arsed getting dressed
Can't fathom how I can be motivated and productive when it comes to going home at weekends to take over caring for parents but not apply the same to look after myself

My own house is even more of a tip than my parents' is.
Mostly coz I keep taking stuff out of their house in a vain attempt to take it to the recycling skip, whereas it actually just sits where ever I dump it for another six months.Comment
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Yes, more marmalade and chutney exchanges! Where are you LB?!?!?Originally posted by administrator View PostIs it marmalade time?If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Decisions, decisions, not sure I can cope.
Oh.
It's almost noon, the carer should be attending to ZeitMater sometime soon.
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ZeitMater was relating to the carer this very morn that she (ZeitMater) used to make 60lb of marmalade every year.

It takes a lot of seville oranges & sugar (& work) to make 60lb of marmalade.
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This thread is littered with missing (presumed otherwise gainfully employed) posters.Originally posted by hyperD View PostYes, more marmalade and chutney exchanges! Where are you LB?!?!?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI hadn't really understood this 'pwned' expression until I read DirtyDog's post.Comment
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Did you eat a lot of marmalade growing up? What does one do with that amount of marmalade?Originally posted by zeitghost View PostZeitMater was relating to the carer this very morn that she (ZeitMater) used to make 60lb of marmalade every year.

It takes a lot of seville oranges & sugar (& work) to make 60lb of marmalade.
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI hadn't really understood this 'pwned' expression until I read DirtyDog's post.Comment
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