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*whistles nonchalantly*"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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*Snaffles century and runs off giggling*"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Surely you don't hate hedge funds you hate some people who work in them.Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
Today has been a fooking bad day. I hate hedge funds.merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Indeed it can sir. Oh god, I've just been served an incredibly large glass of whisky. I may not survive!Originally posted by DaveB View PostAs opposed to Stoner cooked steak, which can be a bit more hap hazard
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(bloody Android autocorrect said mangos!)If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Morning
So what did that nasty man at the hedge fund say to you Mr Brillo?merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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