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    #id
    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    Apparently it takes 4 hours to do the IT induction.......
    This is a mouse pad

    Examine your mouse pad

    You will notice that your mouse pad is not really a mouses pad (they have far better accommodation)

    This is your mouse

    Examine your mouse

    You will notice that......................................
    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      #id
      Originally posted by Diver View Post
      This is a mouse pad

      Examine your mouse pad

      You will notice that your mouse pad is not really a mouses pad (they have far better accommodation)

      This is your mouse

      Examine your mouse

      You will notice that......................................
      Just had a chat with the guy who did it last. Apparently it takes that long because the kit is so badly configured it takes that long to explain how to actually get it to do anything
      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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        #id
        Tiddly pom ti pom

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          #id
          I've just been reading about the Hapsburgs.

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            #id
            Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
            I've just been reading about the Hapsburgs.

            Oooo.

            A Zen Chury.

            Wot a surprise.

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              #id
              What happens when you pour a non-newtonian fluid onto a speaker and turn up the volume?


              This....

              "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                #id
                Weird.

                It's alive, I tell you, alive!

                Run for the hills.

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                  Weird.

                  It's alive, I tell you, alive!

                  Run for the hills.


                  <Iron Maiden>
                  Run to the hills
                  </Iron Maiden>

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                    #id
                    Afternoon all
                    "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                    Norrahe's blog

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                      #id
                      Afternoon!

                      The weather - it's changing! Oh noooo!
                      If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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