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    I now have video footage of the top of George Clooney's head...

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      Just been looking down Renée Zellweger's cleavage

      It really is kind of these people to stand directly beneath our windows when they're being interviewed

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        Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
        Just been looking down Renée Zellweger's cleavage
        pervert - you wouldn't catch me looking up Emma'a skirt...

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          #102600
          zeitghost
          More fingers than teeth

          century

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            Having actually done some work, I shall now depart this place

            Later all

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              Evening everyone..... just been to the gym She nearly killed me tonight!!!

              Got a few hours study ahead of me then bed time...
              Bazza gets caught
              Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                Evening everyone..... just been to the gym She nearly killed me tonight!!!

                Got a few hours study ahead of me then bed time...
                Hello!

                Study?!? What study?
                ǝןqqıʍ

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                  Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                  Evening everyone..... just been to the gym She nearly killed me tonight!!!
                  So this "partner" of yours Gym Feeling ... he is a she?

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                    Today Sockpuppet took 5 hours to cost justify himself for the entire 6 month project.

                    £7k spent which realised a cost saving per annum of £200k. Simple.

                    I would claim to be the best thing since sliced bread but the truth is they are in such a tulip state that this level of savings is easy. I mean this was basic stuff. They were planning by hand....er there are computer systems that will do that for you you know.

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                      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                      Well, another poor showing today I see

                      Whats everyone been up to???
                      Werking. No CUK access in the office (desk faces into the middle of the open plan) and the data card gets no signal.

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