test please delete

[BrilloPad]

The Top TPD Posters

No. User . . . . . . . Posts . Credit
.1) DS23 .............. 7027 = 11.961% = 1 in every 8 posts
.2) zeitghost ......... 5859 = .9.973% = 1 in every 10 posts
.3) TheFaQQer ......... 5604 = .9.539% = 1 in every 10 posts
.4) Diver ............. 4667 = .7.944% = 1 in every 12 posts
.5) cailin maith ...... 4361 = .7.423% = 1 in every 13 posts
.6) BrowneIssue ....... 3504 = .5.965% = 1 in every 16 posts
.7) NickFitz .......... 3143 = .5.350% = 1 in every 18 posts
.8) Fortune Green ..... 2204 = .3.752% = 1 in every 26 posts
.9) BrilloPad ......... 2108 = .3.588% = 1 in every 27 posts
10) FiveTimes ......... 2096 = .3.568% = 1 in every 28 posts
11) Bear .............. 1968 = .3.350% = 1 in every 29 posts
12) DiscoStu .......... 1604 = .2.730% = 1 in every 36 posts
13) n5gooner .......... 1290 = .2.196% = 1 in every 45 posts
14) Jog On ............ 1253 = .2.133% = 1 in every 46 posts
15) PRC1964 ........... 1214 = .2.066% = 1 in every 48 posts
16) Troll ............. 1058 = .1.801% = 1 in every 55 posts
17) DaveB ............. .929 = .1.581% = 1 in every 63 posts
18) Xenophon .......... .792 = .1.348% = 1 in every 74 posts
19) realityhack ....... .623 = .1.060% = 1 in every 94 posts
20) The Lone Gunman ... .540 = .0.919% = 1 in every 108 posts
21) oracleslave ....... .441 = .0.751% = 1 in every 133 posts
22) Moscow Mule ....... .357 = .0.608% = 1 in every 164 posts
23) ElectricChair ..... .319 = .0.543% = 1 in every 184 posts
24) BA to the Stars ... .319 = .0.543% = 1 in every 184 posts
25) Clownio ........... .298 = .0.507% = 1 in every 197 posts
26) threaded .......... .233 = .0.397% = 1 in every 252 posts
27) alreadypacked ..... .224 = .0.381% = 1 in every 262 posts
28) Moose423956 ....... .216 = .0.368% = 1 in every 271 posts
29) Gonzo ............. .205 = .0.349% = 1 in every 286 posts
30) wendigo100 ........ .203 = .0.346% = 1 in every 289 posts
31) EqualOpportunities . 194 = .0.330% = 1 in every 302 posts
32) Let-Me-In ......... .188 = .0.320% = 1 in every 312 posts
33) SallyAnne ......... .179 = .0.305% = 1 in every 328 posts
40) AtW ............... .119 = .0.203% = 1 in every 493 posts
42) sasguru ........... .113 = .0.192% = 1 in every 519 posts
43) Sockpuppet ........ .106 = .0.180% = 1 in every 554 posts
44) tay ............... . 91 = .0.155% = 1 in every 645 posts

thanks BI. you are a star. I dont care what anyone else says about you...

[BrilloPad]

Brillo where do you get these jokes?

a cracker?

I kept all the jokes emailed to me since 1996. I am about 25% in now - I put about 400 on the joke thread and 100 on here. 1500 to go...

or shall I switch back to drivel?

[BrilloPad]

It was autumn, and the Indians on the remote reservation asked their new
Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.

Since he was an Indian Chief in a modern society, he had never been taught
the old secrets, and when he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the
weather was going to be. Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied
to his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the
members of the village should collect wood to be prepared.

But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He
went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked,
"Is the coming winter going to be cold?"

"It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed," the
Meteorologist at the weather service responded. So the Chief went back to
his people and told them to collect even more wood in order to be
prepared.

A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. "Is it going
to be a very cold winter?" "Yes," the man at National Weather Service
again replied, "it's definitely going to be a very cold winter." The Chief
again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of
wood they could find.

Two weeks later, he called the National Weather Service again. "Are you
absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?" "Absolutely,"
the man replied. "It's going to be one of the coldest winters ever."

"How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked.

The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting wood like crazy."

[BrowneIssue]

The Top Drivellers

TPDNo. User . . . . . . .TPDPosts CUKRank CUKPosts Drivel%
. .6) .BrowneIssue....... .3504 . . .19 . . 3893 . 90.008%
. 12) .DiscoStu.......... .1604 . . .49 . . 1820 . 88.132%
. .7) .NickFitz.......... .3143 . . .20 . . 3775 . 83.258%
. .8) .Fortune Green..... .2204 . . .30 . . 2731 . 80.703%
. .1) .DS23.............. .7027 . . . 3 . . 9018 . 77.922%
. 11) .Bear.............. .1968 . . .36 . . 2526 . 77.910%
. 10) .FiveTimes......... .2096 . . .31 . . 2691 . 77.889%
. .5) .cailin maith...... .4361 . . .10 . . 5739 . 75.989%
. .4) .Diver............. .4667 . . . 7 . . 6681 . 69.855%
. 14) .Jog On............ .1253 . . .48 . . 1870 . 67.005%
. .3) .TheFaQQer......... .5604 . . . 2 . .10159 . 55.163%
. 25) .Clownio........... . 298 . . 132 . . .565 . 52.743%
. .9) .BrilloPad......... .2108 . . .17 . . 4190 . 50.310%
. 15) .PRC1964........... .1214 . . .37 . . 2428 . 50.000%
. 24) .BA to the Stars... . 319 . . 117 . . .651 . 49.002%
. 38) .RandyW............ . 125 . . 182 . . .328 . 38.110%
. 36) .cykophysh39....... . 145 . . 167 . . .390 . 37.179%
. 13) .n5gooner.......... .1290 . . .21 . . 3679 . 35.064%
. 21) .oracleslave....... . 441 . . .78 . . 1292 . 34.133%
. .2) .zeitghost......... .5859 . . . 1 . .17554 . 33.377%
. 34) .fzbucks........... . 160 . . 145 . . .508 . 31.496%
. 43) .monkeyboy......... . .87 . . 190 . . .305 . 28.525%
. 18) .Xenophon.......... . 792 . . .24 . . 3182 . 24.890%
. 17) .DaveB............. . 929 . . .16 . . 4336 . 21.425%
. 22) .Moscow Mule....... . 357 . . .52 . . 1750 . 20.400%
. 16) .Troll............. .1058 . . .11 . . 5430 . 19.484%
. 29) .Gonzo............. . 205 . . .84 . . 1140 . 17.982%
. 27) .alreadypacked..... . 224 . . .72 . . 1346 . 16.642%
. 28) .Moose423956....... . 216 . . .70 . . 1407 . 15.352%
. 42) .tay............... . .91 . . .92 . . 1034 . .8.801%
. 26) .threaded.......... . 233 . . .14 . . 4750 . .4.905%
. 41) .Sockpuppet........ . 106 . . .27 . . 2988 . .3.548%
. 33) .SallyAnne......... . 179 . . . 8 . . 6410 . .2.793%
. 40) .AtW............... . 119 . . . 4 . . 8511 . .1.398%

[BrilloPad]

On either side of the gates to heaven, there's a sign.
One says: Those who were dominated by their wives stand here. There's a queue miles long. The other sign says: Those who were not dominated by their wives stand here. A lone man stands by this sign.
Someone shouts over to him: 'How come you're in that queue?'
He replies: 'The missus told me to stand here.'

[NickFitz]

just beef on its own?

evening Nick

Evening

No, not just beef - but it's the beef that counts

Everything else is merely trimmings.

[BrowneIssue]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain..._the_Mysterons

Later in the series, the Mysteron duplicates are discovered to be vulnerable to high-voltage electricity, implying that the same could permanently destroy Scarlet.

<7 year old girl mode>So? That just proves MY ability to detach from reality is better than yours.

Nar, nar, nee, nar, nar.<\7 year old girl mode>

[BrilloPad]

The Top Drivellers

[FONT="Courier New"]TPDNo. User . . . . . . .TPDPosts CUKRank CUKPosts Drivel%
. .6) .BrowneIssue....... .3504 . . .19 . . 3893 . 90.008%
. 12) .DiscoStu.......... .1604 . . .49 . . 1820 . 88.132%
. .7) .NickFitz.......... .3143 . . .20 . . 3775 . 83.258%
. .8) .Fortune Green..... .2204 . . .30 . . 2731 . 80.703%
. .1) .DS23.............. .7027 . . . 3 . . 9018 . 77.922%
. 11) .Bear.............. .1968 . . .36 . . 2526 . 77.910%
. 10) .FiveTimes......... .2096 . . .31 . . 2691 . 77.889%
. .5) .cailin maith...... .4361 . . .10 . . 5739 . 75.989%
. .4) .Diver............. .4667 . . . 7 . . 6681 . 69.855%
. 14) .Jog On............ .1253 . . .48 . . 1870 . 67.005%
. .3) .TheFaQQer......... .5604 . . . 2 . .10159 . 55.163%
. 25) .Clownio........... . 298 . . 132 . . .565 . 52.743%
. .9) .BrilloPad......... .2108 . . .17 . . 4190 . 50.310%

I can go to bed happy now...

cheers BI

[BrowneIssue]

It's just struck me that the Mysteron/Earth conflict & the Earth Membari war had the same cause: misinterpretation of the other side's intentions...

I'm telling you people.

We're getting ourselves into deep poopie letting this Giant Alien Lizard download from our archives, OK?

[BrilloPad]

Evening

No, not just beef - but it's the beef that counts

Everything else is merely trimmings.

did you have cutains with it?

<sniggers>