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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    will do - soon as I see the stats!
    Just check the labels on her underwear. And add a bit.
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      Mmmmmmm.... beef..................

      Full now

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        Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
        Have you never watched Captain Scarlet and the Mysterons?

        Your cattle prod would be of no significance.

        Captain Scarlet. Is. Indestructible.


        Captain Scarlet!

        Indestructible!

        Captain Scarlet!

        Dah dah dah dee da da dum!
        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain..._the_Mysterons

        Later in the series, the Mysteron duplicates are discovered to be vulnerable to high-voltage electricity, implying that the same could permanently destroy Scarlet.

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          Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
          Just check the labels on her underwear. And add a bit.
          well the 3 month old has tied tongue - cant poke tongue out - gf worried he will not be attractive to women...

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            Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
            Mmmmmmm.... beef..................

            Full now
            just beef on its own?

            evening Nick

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              Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
              'cos if you can keep the Missus happy, you're in luck.
              well the 3 month old has tied tongue - cant poke tongue out - gf worried he will not be attractive to women...

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                Originally posted by zeitghost
                It's just struck me that the Mysteron/Earth conflict & the Earth Membari war had the same cause: misinterpretation of the other side's intentions...
                http://forums.appleinsider.com/showthread.php?t=10362 ?

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                  The Top TPD Posters

                  The Top TPD Posters

                  No. User . . . . . . . Posts . Credit

                  .1) DS23 .............. 7027 = 11.961% = 1 in every 8 posts
                  .2) zeitghost ......... 5859 = .9.973% = 1 in every 10 posts
                  .3) TheFaQQer ......... 5604 = .9.539% = 1 in every 10 posts
                  .4) Diver ............. 4667 = .7.944% = 1 in every 12 posts
                  .5) cailin maith ...... 4361 = .7.423% = 1 in every 13 posts
                  .6) BrowneIssue ....... 3504 = .5.965% = 1 in every 16 posts
                  .7) NickFitz .......... 3143 = .5.350% = 1 in every 18 posts
                  .8) Fortune Green ..... 2204 = .3.752% = 1 in every 26 posts
                  .9) BrilloPad ......... 2108 = .3.588% = 1 in every 27 posts
                  10) FiveTimes ......... 2096 = .3.568% = 1 in every 28 posts
                  11) Bear .............. 1968 = .3.350% = 1 in every 29 posts
                  12) DiscoStu .......... 1604 = .2.730% = 1 in every 36 posts
                  13) n5gooner .......... 1290 = .2.196% = 1 in every 45 posts
                  14) Jog On ............ 1253 = .2.133% = 1 in every 46 posts
                  15) PRC1964 ........... 1214 = .2.066% = 1 in every 48 posts
                  16) Troll ............. 1058 = .1.801% = 1 in every 55 posts
                  17) DaveB ............. .929 = .1.581% = 1 in every 63 posts
                  18) Xenophon .......... .792 = .1.348% = 1 in every 74 posts
                  19) realityhack ....... .623 = .1.060% = 1 in every 94 posts
                  20) The Lone Gunman ... .540 = .0.919% = 1 in every 108 posts
                  21) oracleslave ....... .441 = .0.751% = 1 in every 133 posts
                  22) Moscow Mule ....... .357 = .0.608% = 1 in every 164 posts
                  23) ElectricChair ..... .319 = .0.543% = 1 in every 184 posts
                  24) BA to the Stars ... .319 = .0.543% = 1 in every 184 posts
                  25) Clownio ........... .298 = .0.507% = 1 in every 197 posts
                  26) threaded .......... .233 = .0.397% = 1 in every 252 posts
                  27) alreadypacked ..... .224 = .0.381% = 1 in every 262 posts
                  28) Moose423956 ....... .216 = .0.368% = 1 in every 271 posts
                  29) Gonzo ............. .205 = .0.349% = 1 in every 286 posts
                  30) wendigo100 ........ .203 = .0.346% = 1 in every 289 posts
                  31) EqualOpportunities . 194 = .0.330% = 1 in every 302 posts
                  32) Let-Me-In ......... .188 = .0.320% = 1 in every 312 posts
                  33) SallyAnne ......... .179 = .0.305% = 1 in every 328 posts
                  40) AtW ............... .119 = .0.203% = 1 in every 493 posts
                  42) sasguru ........... .113 = .0.192% = 1 in every 519 posts
                  43) Sockpuppet ........ .106 = .0.180% = 1 in every 554 posts
                  44) tay ............... . 91 = .0.155% = 1 in every 645 posts
                  nn) ferret ............ . .2 = .0.003% = 1 in every 29373 posts

                  (I might just drop this ferret loser. He's not pulling his weight.)
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    A lady goes to the taxidermist and says: "My pet monkeys have both
                    died and I would like you to stuff them."

                    The taxidermist replies: "They both died at the same time?"

                    Lady: "One died last night and the other died this morning of a
                    broken heart. The were very fond of one another."

                    Taxidermist: "That's sad. Would you like them mounted?"

                    Lady: "Oh no! Holding hands will be quite enough."

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                      Brillo where do you get these jokes?
                      That boy go raaaaaaa
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