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 Bazza gets caught
 Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
 
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 My wife has an electric blender, electric toaster, and, electric bread maker.
 Then she said, "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!" So
 I bought her an electric chair.Comment
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 you prefer some puppets to a load of breasts. are you are lizardOriginally posted by zeitghostNever!
 
 I shall resist all attempts to distract me from the dread fate of TB3... or summat? or summat?Comment
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 Hey MonkeyOriginally posted by FiveTimes View PostHi all  Bazza gets caught Bazza gets caught
 Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
 
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 did all go well? give us chapter and verse...Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postjust trying to relax a bit after little monkeys birthday party.Comment
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 Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI love my job, I love the pay.
 I love it more and more each day.
 I love my boss; he/she is the best.
 I love his boss and all the rest.
 
 I love my office and its location.
 I hate to have to go on vacation.
 I love my furniture, drab and gray,
 And the paper that piles up every day.
 
 I love my chair in my padded cell.
 There's nothing else I love so well.
 I love to work among my peers.
 I love their leers and jeers and sneers.
 
 I love my computer and its software;
 I hug it often though it don't care.
 I love each program and every file,
 I try to understand once in a while.
 
 I'm happy to be here, I am, I am;
 I'm the happiest slave of my Uncle Sam.
 I love this work; I love these chores.
 I love the meetings with deadly bores.
 
 I love my job-I'll say it again.
 I even love these friendly men,
 These men who've come to visit today
 In lovely white coats to take me away. Translation: Translation:
 
 I love my job, I love the pay.
 I love it more and more each day.
 I love my oversea employer; he is the best.
 I love his shadowy multinational and all the rest.
 
 I love my patch of floortile and its location.
 I hate to have to go on holiday.
 I love my furniture, drab and grey,
 And the paper that piles up every day.
 
 I love my chair in my padded cell.
 There's nothing else I love so well.
 I love to work among my peers.
 I love their leers and jeers and sneers.
 
 I love my thin client computer and its interminably slow response time
 I hug it often though H&S safety regulations do not permit it.
 I love each program and every file,
 I try to understand once in a while.
 
 I'm happy to be here, I am, I am;
 I'm the happiest IR35 slave of my Uncle Gordo.
 I love this work; I love these chores.
 I love the meetings with deadly bores.
 
 I love my job-I'll say it again.
 I even love these friendly men,
 These men who've come to visit today
 To leave me in the street to be cared for in the community.
 
 HTHDrivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
 
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 Hiya, glad to see that normal sister picture has returnedOriginally posted by cailin maith View PostHey Monkey Comment
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