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 Lawns mown (mine).Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View PostAfter which I think I'll mowthemy lawns.
 
 During which I had ample opportunity to lust after her next door but one with the generous chesticles.
 
 Haven't seen her old man for a while.
 
 I wonder if he's done a bunk. 
 
 Maybe I could lend her a "hand". When the fun stops, STOP. When the fun stops, STOP.Comment
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 decided your retirement hobby is 'dirty old man' then?Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View PostLawns mown (mine).
 
 During which I had ample opportunity to lust after her next door but one with the generous chesticles.
 
 Haven't seen her old man for a while.
 
 I wonder if he's done a bunk. 
 
 Maybe I could lend her a "hand".   Comment
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 Oh yessssssss.Originally posted by BR14 View Postdecided your retirement hobby is 'dirty old man' then? 
 
 Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.  
 
 I'm old enough to be her sugar daddy.  When the fun stops, STOP. When the fun stops, STOP.Comment
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 Roast spatchcock poussin and what looks like my body weight in pearl barley and wild mushroom risotto for dinner this evening. I may need more butter and parmesan (no such thing as too much!) in the risotto but otherwise all turned out well.
 
 Yes, cooked to avoid revision. I haven't yet got to to the true depths of despair where I start cleaning.Comment
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 Why change the habits of a lifetime?Originally posted by BR14 View Postdecided your retirement hobby is 'dirty old man' then?     Comment
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 dinner was steak pie, chips and peas.
 very nice.
 courtesy of the usual suspects.
 and i believe the feckin lurgy is lifting it's green poisoned fingers from my life.
 about time too.
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 Originally posted by BR14 View Postdinner was steak pie, chips and peas.
 very nice.
 courtesy of the usual suspects.
 and i believe the feckin lurgy is lifting it's green poisoned fingers from my life.
 about time too.
       <- for the pie <- for the pie
 
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 Sat down to write some code. "I'll do it properly and write some tests first" I thought.
 
 Then I noticed a file sitting in the project which seems to contain all the code I was planning to write, which I apparently already wrote (without any tests) last summer 
 
 So now I'm just writing tests to make sure it works  Comment
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 Did that couple of days ago. Finally got round to testing some changes to website I did months ago, uploaded all then thought, sod it, I haven't done the mobile version. Turned out I had, though don't recall doing so.Then I noticed a file sitting in the project which seems to contain all the code I was planning to writebloggoth
 
 If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
 John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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