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Lawns mown (mine).Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View PostAfter which I think I'll mowthemy lawns.
During which I had ample opportunity to lust after her next door but one with the generous chesticles.
Haven't seen her old man for a while.
I wonder if he's done a bunk.
Maybe I could lend her a "hand".
When the fun stops, STOP.Comment
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decided your retirement hobby is 'dirty old man' then?Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View PostLawns mown (mine).
During which I had ample opportunity to lust after her next door but one with the generous chesticles.
Haven't seen her old man for a while.
I wonder if he's done a bunk.
Maybe I could lend her a "hand".
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Oh yessssssss.Originally posted by BR14 View Postdecided your retirement hobby is 'dirty old man' then?
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

I'm old enough to be her sugar daddy.
When the fun stops, STOP.Comment
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Roast spatchcock poussin and what looks like my body weight in pearl barley and wild mushroom risotto for dinner this evening. I may need more butter and parmesan (no such thing as too much!) in the risotto but otherwise all turned out well.
Yes, cooked to avoid revision. I haven't yet got to to the true depths of despair where I start cleaning.Comment
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Why change the habits of a lifetime?Originally posted by BR14 View Postdecided your retirement hobby is 'dirty old man' then?
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dinner was steak pie, chips and peas.
very nice.
courtesy of the usual suspects.
and i believe the feckin lurgy is lifting it's green poisoned fingers from my life.
about time too.
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Originally posted by BR14 View Postdinner was steak pie, chips and peas.
very nice.
courtesy of the usual suspects.
and i believe the feckin lurgy is lifting it's green poisoned fingers from my life.
about time too.

<- for the pie
<- for the delurgification
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Sat down to write some code. "I'll do it properly and write some tests first" I thought.
Then I noticed a file sitting in the project which seems to contain all the code I was planning to write, which I apparently already wrote (without any tests) last summer
So now I'm just writing tests to make sure it works
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Did that couple of days ago. Finally got round to testing some changes to website I did months ago, uploaded all then thought, sod it, I haven't done the mobile version. Turned out I had, though don't recall doing so.Then I noticed a file sitting in the project which seems to contain all the code I was planning to writebloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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