Still snowing hard, woodburner lit, now to order some oil.
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostNew admission just brought in by paramedics. Poor sod, hope he likes pissing in a papier maché bottle
And off he goes again, presumably for a scan of some kind, unless he just pegged it down the far end of the roomComment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostBREAKING: he just got wheeled past on his way somewhere, so he didn’t peg itComment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostProfessor of cardiac surgery came by doing morning rounds. He said he thinks it’ll go well, though if he thought I was ****ed I don’t suppose he’d be saying soComment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostI guess you know that they refer to the procedure as a cabbage?Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostI didn't - they must have been careful to not say it in front of me"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostCan also be referred to as a double or triple cabbage depending on just how buggered your pipe work isComment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostMine's a doubleComment
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Just emailed the client directly to let him know the situation, as one can't be sure how these things turn out when filtered through the agent
The contract ends on January 7th anyway, so I wasn't planning to be back there after stopping for Christmas, or only for a day or so. But if they want to extend, they'll have to wait until February at the earliest now. Saves me having to drive the A14 during that terrible January weatherComment
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